CELINE DION??????

So the local entertainment here is Karaoke. Yes that’s right! The very very sad thing is that there is no one here who can actually sing! Therefore most nights of the week there is a Karaoke group somewhere close by and if you like it or not you have the wonderful privilege of listening to it, yippee.

But wait there’s more! The only songs they seem to have on the selection ore high pitched Celine Dion song, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Not only do you have no choice but to listen to it, but you have to be subjected to murder by voice over and over again, yippee I say again.